Ellen tells Kristen there’s a sloth nearby. x
(Source: britta-perry)
Via Punk is dead. Long live punk.
My brother just put Nutella and bacon in between two chocolate chip Eggos. This is exactly why we’re related. (Taken with instagram)
My heart hurts.
Sometimes cool shit happens in my lame ass town.Apparently this happened at the In-N-Out in Tracy.
pleeeeeeeease tell me that they battled
Shoot I hope they did. The black MJ used to work at Little Caesar’s right outside my high school. He’d bust out sweet, sweet moves while spinning a Little Caesar’s sign.
^ I remember the black one at Little Caesars!
I remember that guy! He always made my day :D
ahh, Tracy. The black MJ worked at Raley’s with me for like a week.
I remember the dude outside of Little Caesar’s!
this is glorious.


