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  • Cashier: Where do you want your receipt?
  • Me: Just put it in my hole.
  • Cashier:
  • Me:
  • Cashier:
  • Me:
  • Me: I meant my bag. I swear I did. Oh my god I am so sorry. I don’t know why I just said that.
  • Cashier:
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  • Me: I just want to die right now.
  • Cashier: S'ok. It'll make a good story later.
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